Sunday, December 21, 2008

We're not popular. We haven't been demanded. We're back anyway.
Cheers!

Tribute to the Sedin Twins: Drink until you see two of everything.

Paul Gaustad Night: Grey Goose. Lots and lots of Grey Goose.

Columbus Night: Wait you still play hockey? Only drink 15+ year old whiskey

Kevin Weekes Night: Only drink Meyer's Dark Rum

Sean Avery Press Conference Night: Why not have a Circus Boy?

Tribute to the C: You and the Captain make it happen

Tribute to the A: You and the Admiral…Nelson, that is. Not quite the Captain, but you’ll get there.

Chris Chelios: Wake up with some Beer-ios.

Tribute to the Enforcer: Steel Reserve. It's not pretty, but it gets the job done.

Mats Sundin Night: Get too drunk to find your way home.

John LeClair Night: In honor of one of the only NHLers to come from Vermont, why not enjoy some Woodchuck or some Magic Hat?

George Parros Night: Anything you’ve got in your ‘stache.

The 5 on 3 Penalty Kill: 5 shots in 3 Minutes.

Jaromir Jagr Night: Jaeger Bombs.

For the Swedes: Do we like the Swedes in the league? Absolutely

Barry Melrose Night: Drink enough that you become incompetent enough to get fired from your lucrative job. Drink a lot more when you find out you’ve been sacked and declare you never really cared about that job anyway.

Eastern Europe Night: Drink until someone in the bar can spell your name OR one drink for each consonant NOT used in your name

LA Kings Night: Play King's Cup all night long. Enjoy it, it’s the only Cup you'll ever see.

3 comments:

  1. bahahahaa! fabulous.
    my favs- the tribute to the C (and the A), you know how i love the capt.

    also, george parros night. lol. what a scum bag.

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  2. Yay for Paul Gaustad night!

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  3. i just laughed for maybe hmmm....20 min out loud. this is so great. Tribute to the C...and i love the part about the LA Kings. haha

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