We're not popular. We haven't been demanded. We're back anyway.
Cheers!
Tribute to the Sedin Twins: Drink until you see two of everything.
Paul Gaustad Night: Grey Goose. Lots and lots of Grey Goose.
Columbus Night: Wait you still play hockey? Only drink 15+ year old whiskey
Kevin Weekes Night: Only drink Meyer's Dark Rum
Sean Avery Press Conference Night: Why not have a Circus Boy?
Tribute to the C: You and the Captain make it happen
Tribute to the A: You and the Admiral…Nelson, that is. Not quite the Captain, but you’ll get there.
Chris Chelios: Wake up with some Beer-ios.
Tribute to the Enforcer: Steel Reserve. It's not pretty, but it gets the job done.
Mats Sundin Night: Get too drunk to find your way home.
John LeClair Night: In honor of one of the only NHLers to come from Vermont, why not enjoy some Woodchuck or some Magic Hat?
George Parros Night: Anything you’ve got in your ‘stache.
The 5 on 3 Penalty Kill: 5 shots in 3 Minutes.
Jaromir Jagr Night: Jaeger Bombs.
For the Swedes: Do we like the Swedes in the league? Absolutely
Barry Melrose Night: Drink enough that you become incompetent enough to get fired from your lucrative job. Drink a lot more when you find out you’ve been sacked and declare you never really cared about that job anyway.
Eastern Europe Night: Drink until someone in the bar can spell your name OR one drink for each consonant NOT used in your name
LA Kings Night: Play King's Cup all night long. Enjoy it, it’s the only Cup you'll ever see.
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Hockey Night in Fredonia
It started with Doug and Lara, two college drinking buddies with a love for hockey, drinking, and wisecracking. At first the two friends thought their ability to liken each and every drinking night to hockey was a little...well, ridiculous, to say the least. But it somehow got funnier with each beer they drank and each additional idea they came up with. Even better, when the hangovers were cured, the jokes were still funny! That's when Doug and Lara realized Hockey Night in Fredonia is too good to be kept a secret, so here you have it, friends! What started as a one night tribute to Joe Sakic has turned into this. Cheers!
Joe Sakic Night: Its gonna be a marathon. Drinking strong all night long!
Patrick Roy Night: Keg stands in honor of a man who could stand on his head all night long.
Tim Connolly Night: One top-shelf martini before you quit drinking for a month.
Max Afinogenov Night: Take a flaming shot while standing on the bar...followed by several glasses of water…another flaming shot….and then several more glasses of water while sitting quietly in the corner.
Sean Avery Night: Quit drinking to intern at Vogue.
Brian Campbell Night: Red-headed sluts are the drink of choice.
Rocket Richard Night: Make sure you have somebody to bail you out as you’ll probably end up punching a cop in the face.
The BBC: The perfect end of the semester celebration, in honor of Biron, Briere, and C Dru- it was great while it lasted but let’s get the fuck outta here!
Thomas Vanek Night: Go to the most expensive bar in town and overpay for your drinks all night long.
A tribute to the 4th Liners: Find a bar that has dollar PBR specials and grind it out all night long.
Brett Hull Night: Constantly infringe on everyone's personal space and swear you never crossed the line.
Wade Belak Night: Instigate a fight...and loose.
Mario Lemieux Night: End up getting too drunk and buying the bar
Tribute to the Czechs: Drink shots of cheap vodka all night, if no vodka is around rubbing alcohol will do the job just as well and taste the same.
Tampa Bay Lightning Night: Slushy drinks because they don't have real ice.
Phoenix Coyotes Night: Coronas all night because they might as well be in Mexico
Rod Brind'Amour Night: Drink so much you've got a hang over that makes you feel as bad as his face looks.
Teppo Numminen Night: Drink whatever your grandfather drinks, and smoke a bunch of Marbs while you're at it (unfiltered are best, and Teppo would never smoke a Marb Light).
Zdeno Chara Night: Drink whatever you want as long as you drink it out of a very tall glass.
Gretzky Night: Start with Canadian beer and halfway through the night switch to (gah) Sierra Nevada
Sidney Crosby Night: Kiddie Cocktails, is he even old enough to drink?
Joe Sakic Night: Its gonna be a marathon. Drinking strong all night long!
Patrick Roy Night: Keg stands in honor of a man who could stand on his head all night long.
Tim Connolly Night: One top-shelf martini before you quit drinking for a month.
Max Afinogenov Night: Take a flaming shot while standing on the bar...followed by several glasses of water…another flaming shot….and then several more glasses of water while sitting quietly in the corner.
Sean Avery Night: Quit drinking to intern at Vogue.
Brian Campbell Night: Red-headed sluts are the drink of choice.
Rocket Richard Night: Make sure you have somebody to bail you out as you’ll probably end up punching a cop in the face.
The BBC: The perfect end of the semester celebration, in honor of Biron, Briere, and C Dru- it was great while it lasted but let’s get the fuck outta here!
Thomas Vanek Night: Go to the most expensive bar in town and overpay for your drinks all night long.
A tribute to the 4th Liners: Find a bar that has dollar PBR specials and grind it out all night long.
Brett Hull Night: Constantly infringe on everyone's personal space and swear you never crossed the line.
Wade Belak Night: Instigate a fight...and loose.
Mario Lemieux Night: End up getting too drunk and buying the bar
Tribute to the Czechs: Drink shots of cheap vodka all night, if no vodka is around rubbing alcohol will do the job just as well and taste the same.
Tampa Bay Lightning Night: Slushy drinks because they don't have real ice.
Phoenix Coyotes Night: Coronas all night because they might as well be in Mexico
Rod Brind'Amour Night: Drink so much you've got a hang over that makes you feel as bad as his face looks.
Teppo Numminen Night: Drink whatever your grandfather drinks, and smoke a bunch of Marbs while you're at it (unfiltered are best, and Teppo would never smoke a Marb Light).
Zdeno Chara Night: Drink whatever you want as long as you drink it out of a very tall glass.
Gretzky Night: Start with Canadian beer and halfway through the night switch to (gah) Sierra Nevada
Sidney Crosby Night: Kiddie Cocktails, is he even old enough to drink?
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