Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Game 4



Welcome to the resurrection of the hockey blog sensation- Hockey Night in Fredonia! Although we're now located in Buffalo, we're still just two friends hanging out together drinking beers and watching hockey. And now as we sit here almost freakishly obsessed with our superstitious pre-playoff game rituals, we've decided to once again share our wisdom with the world...




While we are currently working on an all new playoff themed drinking game! this is all we've got right now, and we just got it as a text message.






Thursday, January 8, 2009

Because this isn't getting old any time soon...

APPEARANCE TICKET
DEFENDANT
Craig Hartsburg
DOG BREED AND COLOR
Finnish Mutt, Caucasian
ADDRESS
Scotia Bank Place
DOG ID NUMBER / SEX
73 /Male
You are hereby directed to appear before presiding Judge or Justice: COLIN CAMPBELL
Defendant accused of the offense of: HARBORING AN UNLISCENSED DOG - JARKKO RUUTU
Note: Your failure to appear may result in a warrant for your arrest.
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Monday, January 5, 2009

Our Take on All-Star Voting

Tribute to the 2009 NHL Allstar Game: Let your friends vote on what you drink. It may not be the best or most deserving beer--it'll probably be Molson--but hey, that's the best way to make your friends keep coming out, right?

2009 Eastern Conference Starting Line Up...

Goalie: Cary Price, MON
Defense: Mike Komisarek, MON
Defense: Andrei Markov, MON
Forward: Alexei Kovalev, MON
Forward: Evgeni Malkin, PIT
Forward: Sidney Crosby, PIT

And remember to bring bread to feed the Ducks...

Western Conference Starting Line Up

Goalie: Jean-Sebastien Giguere, ANA
Defense: Scott Niedermayer, ANA
Defense: Brian Campbell, CHI
Forward: Ryan Getzlaf, ANA
Forward: Jonathan Toews, CHI
Forward: Patrick Kane, CHI

Friday, January 2, 2009

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The resemblance is uncanny.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

We're not popular. We haven't been demanded. We're back anyway.
Cheers!

Tribute to the Sedin Twins: Drink until you see two of everything.

Paul Gaustad Night: Grey Goose. Lots and lots of Grey Goose.

Columbus Night: Wait you still play hockey? Only drink 15+ year old whiskey

Kevin Weekes Night: Only drink Meyer's Dark Rum

Sean Avery Press Conference Night: Why not have a Circus Boy?

Tribute to the C: You and the Captain make it happen

Tribute to the A: You and the Admiral…Nelson, that is. Not quite the Captain, but you’ll get there.

Chris Chelios: Wake up with some Beer-ios.

Tribute to the Enforcer: Steel Reserve. It's not pretty, but it gets the job done.

Mats Sundin Night: Get too drunk to find your way home.

John LeClair Night: In honor of one of the only NHLers to come from Vermont, why not enjoy some Woodchuck or some Magic Hat?

George Parros Night: Anything you’ve got in your ‘stache.

The 5 on 3 Penalty Kill: 5 shots in 3 Minutes.

Jaromir Jagr Night: Jaeger Bombs.

For the Swedes: Do we like the Swedes in the league? Absolutely

Barry Melrose Night: Drink enough that you become incompetent enough to get fired from your lucrative job. Drink a lot more when you find out you’ve been sacked and declare you never really cared about that job anyway.

Eastern Europe Night: Drink until someone in the bar can spell your name OR one drink for each consonant NOT used in your name

LA Kings Night: Play King's Cup all night long. Enjoy it, it’s the only Cup you'll ever see.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Hockey Night in Fredonia

It started with Doug and Lara, two college drinking buddies with a love for hockey, drinking, and wisecracking. At first the two friends thought their ability to liken each and every drinking night to hockey was a little...well, ridiculous, to say the least. But it somehow got funnier with each beer they drank and each additional idea they came up with. Even better, when the hangovers were cured, the jokes were still funny! That's when Doug and Lara realized Hockey Night in Fredonia is too good to be kept a secret, so here you have it, friends! What started as a one night tribute to Joe Sakic has turned into this. Cheers!

Joe Sakic Night: Its gonna be a marathon. Drinking strong all night long!

Patrick Roy Night: Keg stands in honor of a man who could stand on his head all night long.

Tim Connolly Night: One top-shelf martini before you quit drinking for a month.

Max Afinogenov Night: Take a flaming shot while standing on the bar...followed by several glasses of water…another flaming shot….and then several more glasses of water while sitting quietly in the corner.

Sean Avery Night: Quit drinking to intern at Vogue.

Brian Campbell Night: Red-headed sluts are the drink of choice.

Rocket Richard Night: Make sure you have somebody to bail you out as you’ll probably end up punching a cop in the face.

The BBC: The perfect end of the semester celebration, in honor of Biron, Briere, and C Dru- it was great while it lasted but let’s get the fuck outta here!

Thomas Vanek Night: Go to the most expensive bar in town and overpay for your drinks all night long.

A tribute to the 4th Liners: Find a bar that has dollar PBR specials and grind it out all night long.

Brett Hull Night: Constantly infringe on everyone's personal space and swear you never crossed the line.

Wade Belak Night: Instigate a fight...and loose.

Mario Lemieux Night: End up getting too drunk and buying the bar

Tribute to the Czechs: Drink shots of cheap vodka all night, if no vodka is around rubbing alcohol will do the job just as well and taste the same.

Tampa Bay Lightning Night: Slushy drinks because they don't have real ice.

Phoenix Coyotes Night: Coronas all night because they might as well be in Mexico

Rod Brind'Amour Night: Drink so much you've got a hang over that makes you feel as bad as his face looks.

Teppo Numminen Night: Drink whatever your grandfather drinks, and smoke a bunch of Marbs while you're at it (unfiltered are best, and Teppo would never smoke a Marb Light).

Zdeno Chara Night: Drink whatever you want as long as you drink it out of a very tall glass.

Gretzky Night: Start with Canadian beer and halfway through the night switch to (gah) Sierra Nevada

Sidney Crosby Night: Kiddie Cocktails, is he even old enough to drink?