Hockey Night in Fredonia

It started with Doug and Lara, two college drinking buddies with a love for hockey, drinking, and wisecracking. At first the two friends thought their ability to liken each and every drinking night to hockey was a little...well, ridiculous, to say the least. But it somehow got funnier with each beer they drank and each additional idea they came up with. Even better, when the hangovers were cured, the jokes were still funny! That's when Doug and Lara realized Hockey Night in Fredonia is too good to be kept a secret, so here you have it, friends! What started as a one night tribute to Joe Sakic has turned into this. Cheers!

Joe Sakic Night: Its gonna be a marathon. Drinking strong all night long!

Patrick Roy Night: Keg stands in honor of a man who could stand on his head all night long.

Tim Connolly Night: One top-shelf martini before you quit drinking for a month.

Max Afinogenov Night: Take a flaming shot while standing on the bar...followed by several glasses of water…another flaming shot….and then several more glasses of water while sitting quietly in the corner.

Sean Avery Night: Quit drinking to intern at Vogue.

Brian Campbell Night: Red-headed sluts are the drink of choice.

Rocket Richard Night: Make sure you have somebody to bail you out as you’ll probably end up punching a cop in the face.

The BBC: The perfect end of the semester celebration, in honor of Biron, Briere, and C Dru- it was great while it lasted but let’s get the fuck outta here!

Thomas Vanek Night: Go to the most expensive bar in town and overpay for your drinks all night long.

A tribute to the 4th Liners: Find a bar that has dollar PBR specials and grind it out all night long.

Brett Hull Night: Constantly infringe on everyone's personal space and swear you never crossed the line.

Wade Belak Night: Instigate a fight...and loose.

Mario Lemieux Night: End up getting too drunk and buying the bar

Tribute to the Czechs: Drink shots of cheap vodka all night, if no vodka is around rubbing alcohol will do the job just as well and taste the same.

Tampa Bay Lightning Night: Slushy drinks because they don't have real ice.

Phoenix Coyotes Night: Coronas all night because they might as well be in Mexico

Rod Brind'Amour Night: Drink so much you've got a hang over that makes you feel as bad as his face looks.

Teppo Numminen Night: Drink whatever your grandfather drinks, and smoke a bunch of Marbs while you're at it (unfiltered are best, and Teppo would never smoke a Marb Light).

Zdeno Chara Night: Drink whatever you want as long as you drink it out of a very tall glass.

Gretzky Night: Start with Canadian beer and halfway through the night switch to (gah) Sierra Nevada

Sidney Crosby Night: Kiddie Cocktails, is he even old enough to drink?