Because this isn't getting old any time soon...

APPEARANCE TICKET

DEFENDANT

Craig Hartsburg

DOG BREED AND COLOR

Finnish Mutt, Caucasian

ADDRESS

Scotia Bank Place

DOG ID NUMBER / SEX

73 /Male

You are hereby directed to appear before presiding Judge or Justice: COLIN CAMPBELL

Defendant accused of the offense of: HARBORING AN UNLISCENSED DOG - JARKKO RUUTU

Note: Your failure to appear may result in a warrant for your arrest.

Our Take on All-Star Voting

Tribute to the 2009 NHL Allstar Game: Let your friends vote on what you drink. It may not be the best or most deserving beer--it'll probably be Molson--but hey, that's the best way to make your friends keep coming out, right?

2009 Eastern Conference Starting Line Up...

Goalie: Cary Price, MON
Defense: Mike Komisarek, MON
Defense: Andrei Markov, MON
Forward: Alexei Kovalev, MON
Forward: Evgeni Malkin, PIT
Forward: Sidney Crosby, PIT

And remember to bring bread to feed the Ducks...

Western Conference Starting Line Up

Goalie: Jean-Sebastien Giguere, ANA
Defense: Scott Niedermayer, ANA
Defense: Brian Campbell, CHI
Forward: Ryan Getzlaf, ANA
Forward: Jonathan Toews, CHI
Forward: Patrick Kane, CHI

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The resemblance is uncanny.